Epilogues are only for the victors   
04:58pm 15/04/2019
 


Hi there! If you are reading this you probably stumbled over my journal. Anything you see on a public setting is fandom related. The stuff under lock is generally my personal thoughts, opinions, and apropos of nothing. If, for some reason, you think you would be interested in the latter, feel free to comment to me. I just want to spare otherwise uninterested people, not start a secret clubhouse to overthrowing the world. Although that would be fun to do in my spare time...
  
     
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[Nobuta wo Produce] Five Petals Falling   
11:45pm 30/03/2011
 
mood: accomplished
Title: Five Petals Falling
Series: Nobuta wo Produce
Spoilers/warnings: Set during the end of episode four. Hints at Shuuji/Nobuta/Akira and all permutations therein, with some Shuuji/Mariko. I don’t know it’s a subtext thing.
Wordcount: 5,921
Summary: What if. AU diverging at the 11/4 confession. Shuuji is forced to make a choice and deal with the consequences.
Author’s notes: For [info]annnimeee since she has to put up with me on a daily basis. Sorry it's so late, I’m a bad roommate.


( And everyday, it's changed since then )		  
     
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[Avatar] Korra and the First Firebending Lesson   
12:00am 13/02/2011
 
mood: awake
Title: Korra and the First Firebending Lesson
Series: Avatar: the Last Airbender (and Journey of Korra but not from any actual knowledge of canon or whatever)
Spoilers/warnings: Spoilers for the ending of A:tLA, specifically Azula’s end. Silly crack stuff. Imminent jossing of canon facts.
Wordcount: 1,200
Summary: One crazy old lady for a sifu is bad enough. Two is exponentially worse.
A/N: For [info]starsofnite! Uh, hopefully it will at least make you laugh.


( You've got to be carefully taught )		  
     
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Thought of You   
01:03pm 01/02/2011
 
mood: touched
So what do you get when you combine animation + music + dance? Princess Tutu! But also this, which is gorgeous, and far more than the sum of its parts.




Doctumentary shows he also worked as an animator on the Iron Giant as if I didn't need to justify my admiration for him already.		  
     
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[Community] Principles of Relativity and Exotic Matters   
03:32am 02/01/2011
 
mood: disappointed
Resolution said write more, not write better. Baby steps!

Title: Principles of Relativity and Exotic Matters
Series: Community
Spoilers/warnings: Spoilers up to episode 2x10, “Mixology Certification.” Slashy undertones if you like to read that into Troy and Abed's interaction.
Wordcount: 1,248
Summary: Troy and Abed talk on the way home after the bar.


( 'My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer.' - Ka D'argo )		  
     
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[Tangled] Who Knows You Best   
11:32pm 22/12/2010
 
mood: drugged
Welp, I kind of stopped posting there for a while. Oops.

Title: Who Knows You Best
Series: Rapunzel also known as Tangled but whatever Disney, whatever!
Spoilers/warnings: Post-series. Deals with emotional abuse.
Wordcount: 1,394
Summary: A mirror shard and shorn hair are enough to finally free Rapunzel from her life in the tower, but not all ties are as easily cut.

( A passive-aggressive mother figure as a Disney villain? SCARIEST THING )		  
     
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[Avatar] Let Go in Small Doses   
10:26pm 11/07/2010
 
mood: rushed
Title: Let Go in Small Doses
Series: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Spoilers/warnings: Ty Lee/Azula, vague spoilers for the finale
Wordcount: 505
Summary: Written to Regina Spektor's "Ode to Divorce" for the Ladyfest Appreciation Meme. 'You're eating something minty. And you're making that face that I like. And you're going in, in for the kill, kill. For the killer kiss...'



( So break me to small parts, let go in small doses )		  
     
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[Big Time Rush] Big Time Award Show   
12:00am 14/06/2010
 
mood: amused
Title: Big Time Award Show
Series: Big Time Rush
Spoilers/warnings: Dumbness, lack of continuity, and theoretically written after Big Time Dance
Wordcount: 1,362
Summary: Katie’s commencement ceremony becomes a three ring circus when the boys and Gustavo Roque are forced to tag along.
Author’s note: Congrats [info]peroxidepest17! I'm sorry this is my lame and poor attempt at a "graduation" gift.

( I would like to thank the Academy... )		  
     
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[Princess Tutu] Such Shaping Fantasies   
09:51pm 23/03/2010
 
mood: tired
Title: Such Shaping Fantasies
Series: Princess Tutu
Spoilers/warnings: Set right after season one. Slight Kraehe/Tutu subtext.
Wordcount: 2,500
Summary: A restless mind makes for foretelling dreams.


( Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies that apprehend more than cool reason ever comprehends )		  
     
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[Adventures of Sinbad] Evolution (1/2)   
12:36am 18/02/2010
 
mood: embarrassed
Suffering from a death flu is a good enough excuse as any to look through my early writings. This is (thankfully) the only story that seemed to survive on the internet. And wow, sixteen year old self:
-you're adorably pretentious
-and redundant
-mostly pretentious because I can totally see you using that awkward Latin there
-...the sense of humor remains just as immature now as ever
I'm just going to leave this here the next time I need to laugh at myself and my creative endeavors.


Title: Evolution
Series: The Adventures of Sinbad
Spoilers/warnings: set in the magical alternate second season that had Maeve and Mustapha
Wordcount: 20,700 (jeez, I wish writing came this easily now)
Summary: Maeve and Firouz have to step into the realms of science and magic in order to stop a madman who plans on destroying them both.

( Here for posterity (and for shame, a little bit) )		  
     
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[Adventures of Sinbad] Evolution (2/2)   
06:16pm 17/02/2010
 
mood: sick
( So much humiliation )		  
     
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[Buffy/Runaways/YJ] Time to Face the Music   
03:40pm 18/01/2010
 
mood: determined
Title: Time to Face the Music
Series: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer/Runaways/Young Justice
Spoilers/warnings: Warped AU of the Buffy-verse where things diverged with the Pride’s kids and Young Justice crashing the dimension. So Buffy didn’t die, Bart ended up being the Key, Anya terrifies Chase after infidelity talks, and Kon is still super “mature.”
Wordcount: 4,023
Summary: There are no small parts, only small actors and people from alternate dimensions who sometimes go off-stage.
Author’s note: For [info]poor_choices, who bought me in the [info]help_haiti auction like the cheap hooker I am. Just keep telling yourself it was for a good cause.


( We'll sing a happy song. And you can sing along. )		  
     
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[Avatar] Flint and Spark, part 1   
03:37am 04/01/2010
 
mood: stupid paciiiiing
Another unspoken resolution I have this year is to stop being an over-analytical whiner and just write. Which primarily focuses on how I have no pacing for longer stories to save my life and thus don't attempt them. TIMELY EXPOSITION IS MY NEMESIS. I have probably written this chapter over twenty times, posted and deleted it twice, and will likely never finish the story. But whatever, I am posting it now, considering it done, and moving on without constantly re-editing the damn thing this is a lie, I bet I will wake up and fix a dozen things looking at it again.


Title: Flint and Spark (1/?)
Series: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Spoilers/Warnings: Set after the finale, so all canon events are fair game.
Wordcount: 8,783
Summary: Five years later a tenuous balance is on the brink of collapse, ready to send the nations back to war. Toph can stop the conspiracy, but with her only help being the manipulative exile, Princess Azula, her enemies may not be the biggest problem.
Author's notes: If you're brave enough to read this mess, concrit would also be adored.


( Send us a blindfold, send us a blade. Tell the survivors help is on the way. )		  
     
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[Princess and the Frog] Go Down Easy   
01:17am 23/12/2009
 
mood: freezing
I thought Dr. Facilier was an interesting villain but his motivation was really unspecific, especially since he was a foil to the princess with the most concrete goals. I guess it makes sense though. A charlatan is all flash and image, but no substance. much like my writing

Title: Go Down Easy
Series: The Princess and the Frog
Spoilers/warnings: Mentions voodoo but since Disney isn’t 100% accurate (gasp! shock!) and my research is conflicting/spotty I've mostly tried not to sound terribly ignorant, although if there are any mistakes I would appreciate correction.
Wordcount: 1,260
Summary: Pre-series. The Shadowman before he was even a man, but a child. And he too was taught that hard work and dreams would make his life better.

( Any time tomorrow a part of me will die and a new one will be born )		  
     
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Avatar drabble dump   
04:10pm 20/09/2009
 
mood: sore
Attempt #8 at getting out of writer's block. sob so pretentious Everyone can clearly tell my character biases from this selection. Also spoilers for the finale.


( Sokka. Ritual. )

( Toph. Colorblind. )

( Ty Lee. Thursday's Child. )

( Azula. Your Right Arm. )

( Mai. Nor Iron Bars a Cage. )

( Azula/Ty Lee. Eye of the Beholder. )

( Aang/Katara. Without Doubt. )		  
     
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Happy Birthday to someone as cute as a penguin!   
01:41am 07/09/2009
 
mood: mellow
Title: Three Thieves and a Penguin
Series: Leverage
Spoilers/warnings: None.
Wordcount: 292
Summary: For Skye’s birthday! And it’s exactly what the title says. Sorry it's short and two hours late.


( No animals were harmed in the making of this story. However, Eliot's dignity may have taken a blow. )		  
     
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[Leverage/DC] A Fine, Fine Line   
02:37am 29/08/2009
 
mood: crazy
I've been trying to write seriously for two weeks now and failing miserably. So I decided to say screw it and go with something dumb. [info]poor_choices, this isn't what you asked for but you're getting it anyway.

Title: A Fine, Fine Line
Series: Leverage/DC comics
Spoilers/warnings: Too dumb for real plot. Technically set in the second season for Leverage. DC has nothing it wouldn't retcon away if they could.
Wordcount: 1,470
Summary: Hardison learns some things even hackers shouldn’t try to get around.



( The internet is serious business )		  
     
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[Kung Fu Panda] With a Little Seasoning   
03:32am 15/06/2009
 
mood: kind of ashamed
Title: With a Little Seasoning
Series: Kung Fu Panda
Spoilers/warnings: ...does vague Viper/Po teasing count as a warning?
Wordcount: 2,510
Summary: Po doesn’t know how to live up to expectations, especially when they can change.
Author’s Note: I claim mental amnesty for this idea from finals. Since Kung Fu Panda was the only thing I was watching for a lot of it.


( Everybody was kung fu fighting (except for this story) )		  
     
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Because I couldn't do gay figure skaters   
08:28pm 23/05/2009
 
mood: celebratory
Okay so I'm starting week nine and sort of dying of finals but this is important to note:

Happy Birthday Prism~

( I'm sure you already know what you're getting )		  
     
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How I spend my spring break   
11:59pm 26/03/2009
 
mood: artistic
Vacation time and a scanner that is working after a year or so of being in storage means I have an art dump of random stuff. Not dial-up friendly.


( Avatar, Princess Tutu, X-Men, etc. )		  
     
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